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So my friends and I are making a legend of Zelda movie-thing.
Basically it's about the next big game with link and his adventures as an adult with a family and stuff.

It's going to be all funny and nonsense. Link is going to have a wife and a son...and...

ANYWAY this is where you come in. My fellow artistic video game lover people...

What are some funny situations that we could put in our film?

So far we've got stuff like:

Son: DAD let's go walk the dog!
Link: IN MY DAY I WAS THE DOG I WAS A FREAKING WOLF
Son: 0_0

Link: See that son? That's a statue they resurrected in honour of me for saving the wor--
Son: Is that a dress?
Link: I--
Son: You wore a DRESS dad?
Link: No! I--
Son: Oh my gosh, that explains the earring!
Link: IT'S A TUNIC

Or like...Link somersaulting to get everywhere or making the "HUWAH HA HIYAH" noises while doing mundane tasks like toasting bread or something.

Yeah, I know. LAME.
That's why we need your help. What are other funny scenarios we could put in the film? Funny stuff in the game that in a normal household family would be very odd.